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  • Faust I

    Know-it-all Faust
    The Devil he trusted
    Gretchen in the course
    Got screwed and busted

  • The Metamorphosis

    Gregor awakes, Feeling crusty
    Family mourns, Room grows dusty.
    Family freaks, Attacks bugsy.
    Beetle's dead, Grete's lusty.

  • Cassandra

    "Trojans, listen up! Helena is a cover-up!
    She is not in Troy, the government is deceiving us all."
    Cassandra they ignore, hence the Trojan war.

Excerpts from German Literatry: Your Guide To German Classics